Ministry of S(ass)
Mattie xx enthusiastic, blonde, cries a lot, writes a lot, communicates almost exclusively in spastic hand gestures. Emotional center coated in a solid layer of hatred and irritation. Lovely to see you (:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
posting this in hopes that tumblr user fattietakesthecake see it: today, because i didn’t buy a year book, maggie decided to write her message on my foot. The only thing she wrote was #Magtie
*sails away on the ship of dreams*
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
im sad and angry and gay all the time
nick at HUSH +
it’s much easier for a guy to say what he wants and not to be cute and funny all the time, but, if you’re a strong sort of woman, you’re just, for lack of a better word, a bitch.
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
